Food Poisoning- The Game

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<<audio main loop play>><<timed 1s t8n>>...you MUST find a toilet.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "2A">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You have a choice: <</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>skip on your bill and find another restroom,<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>> or<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>wait for your bill and risk catastrophe.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "6">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>If you leave,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>your bill will be taken from your waiter's pay.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>On the other hand...<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>...time is running out.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>[[Leave and find a restroom.]] [[Stay and pay your bill.->Stay and pay that bill]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You open the door, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>and see the toilet.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>The toilet has been ripped from the floor.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "5">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>Doing your best to look casual, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>you head for the door.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>No one seems to notice.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Leave 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You catch only a few words:<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>"Children"<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>"Medicine"<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>"Bills"<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>Your stomach <</timed>><<timed 7s t8n>>is starting<</timed>><<timed 8s t8n>> to move.<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>>[[Leave now.->Leave and find a restroom.]] [[Stay, and pay your bill.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>But the pressure is already immense.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>It could be easiest to simply surrender.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>[[Never!->I've got the stomach for it.]] [[Yes, I'll just give up now.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>Outside, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>you have nearly reached the corner,<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>when suddenly,<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>you hear him.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>Your waiter.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Leave 3">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You turn.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>He is smiling,<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>and waving your check.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Leave 4">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You sprint from the waiter in a frenzy.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>You search desperately for a restroom,<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>but to no avail.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>And then, <</timed>><<timed 5s t8n>>you hear a voice:<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>"Lookin' for a place of relief?"<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Run 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You look around the restaurant,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>and locate the restroom.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>You walk to the restroom.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "4">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>Around you, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>the restaurant is small <</timed>><<timed 2s t8n>>and coated in grime.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>You've nearly finished your meal, <</timed>><<timed 5s t8n>>when suddenly...<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<audio restaurant stop>> <<audio main loop play>> <<goto "2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You turn<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>and confront a scarred face.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>"I got one around the corner,"<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>the man says.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>He smiles.<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>"It ain't free."<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Run 3">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You take out your wallet.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>You have no cash.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>And there isn't an ATM in sight.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Run 4">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>From the corner of your eye, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>you see a child<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>staring into a candy shop.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>The child is holding some money.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>Inside you,<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>a storm <</timed>><<timed 8s t8n>>is turning into<</timed>><<timed 9s t8n>> a hurricane.<</timed>> <<timed 10s t8n>>[[Steal the child's money.]] [[Plead with the man.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>The man just laughs.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>Sweat drips down your face.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>The sweat is not from running.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Plead 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You walk towards the child.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>The child is staring at the candy.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Steal the child's money 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>The child looks at the money.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>The child looks at your eyes.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>Your intestines<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>are a pit<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>of hellfire.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>[[Give the money to the man.->Keep the money]] [[Give the money back to the child.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>The sword falls from your hands,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>and you rush into THE PORTABLE TOILET.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>Over the sound of your release,<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>you can hear the child screaming,<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>and screaming.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "WIN 1">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You creep<</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>> closer.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>The child is staring<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>at the candy.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>You grab at the child's money.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Steal 1.">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>You reach out to return the money,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>and then...<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>A tourist films it all,<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>and shares the footage.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>For the rest of your life,<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>strangers<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>mail you diapers.<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Plead lose 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You continue to look around,<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>but all hope seems lost.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>And then, <</timed>><<timed 5s t8n>>you see it.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Keep the money 3">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>The man keeps laughing while your bowels erupt.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>Then, he knocks you down,<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>and steals your wallet.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>Stumbling through the streets,<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>you are blinded<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>by the stench <</timed>><<timed 8s t8n>>of you.<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Plead lose 1">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You walk back to the man, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>and hand him the money.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>The man runs away with the money.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>Your vision is starting to blur.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Keep the money 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You run towards<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>THE PORTABLE RESTROOM,<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>but suddenly,<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>a hand falls on your shoulder.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>The child has fetched his father.<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>His father,<</timed>> <<timed 10s t8n>>your waiter.<</timed>> <<timed 11s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Keep the money 4">> <</link>> <</timed>>

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<<timed 0s t8n>>Your bill was very large.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>And his shoes are very worn.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>You feel <</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>a forboding <</timed>><<timed 6s t8n>>rumble.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>[[Run.->Run 1]] [[Go back and pay your bill.->Stay and shit]]<</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>Oh.<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>Oh <</timed>><<timed 2s t8n>>no.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>Years later,<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>you often find yourself crying<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>for no apparent reason.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Give up 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>The waiter is in a rage.<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>> His grip is like iron.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>And the time<</timed>><<timed 4s t8n>> has come.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>Just within reach, <</timed>><<timed 7s t8n>>you see the gleam<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>of a gigantic<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>>saber.<</timed>> <<timed 10s t8n>>[[Decapitate the waiter in front of his child.->Decapitate the waiter in front of his child.]] [[Try to escape without violence.->Make a run for it.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>And something <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>is starting<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>to emerge.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>[[Decapitate the waiter in front of his child.]] [[Give up.->Soil your pants.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>When you emerge,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>police officers are waiting for you.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>You spend the rest of your life<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>in a small cell.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>With<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>a toilet.<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>><<link "→">> <<audio main stop>> <<goto "WIN 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>The child is crying<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>and crying.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>You do not yield.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>The money slips from the child's hand.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Steal 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You take up the saber,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>> and slash at the waiter's neck.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>As the blade slides through,<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>you feel yourself severed<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>from humanity.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Keep The Money 3">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You look back at the child.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>The child looks very poor.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>You feel your abdominals<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>beginning to weaken.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>[[Do what must be done.->Steal the child's money.]] [[Let the child keep the money.->Continue to plead with the man.]]<</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>Horrible as you could imagine it, <</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>>the reality<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>is worse.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>And then<</timed>><<timed 5s t8n>> it is over.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>And then,<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>it happens<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>>again.<</timed>> <<timed 10s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Pay 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>The sound<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>is appalling.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>As you get up, <</timed>><<timed 4s t8n>>and lurch towards the door, <</timed>><<timed 5s t8n>>an old woman begins to gag.<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>Her face will be with you<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>always.<</timed>> <<timed 9s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Pay 1">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>Just as you get your waiter's attention,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>he is distracted<</timed>><<timed 2s t8n>> by a coworker.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>They begin to talk.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Sit tight 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You try to flee,<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>>but you cannot.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>No matter how hard you try. <</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Make a run for it 2.">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<audio gasp play>><<timed 0s t8n>>When it comes,<</timed>><<timed 1s t8n>> it is endless.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>The waiter begins to wretch.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>He vomits in the street.<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>And then<</timed>><<timed 7s t8n>> he beats you.<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>><<link "→">> <<goto "Soil 2">> <</link>> <</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>Congratulations.<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>You have won <</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>[[Let's do that again.->Beginning]]<</timed>>

You have lost <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (give the money to the man).->Keep the money]]<</timed>>

You have lost <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (look for a restroom).->I've got the stomach for it.]]<</timed>>

You have lost <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (run).->Run 1]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You have lost<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (decapitate the waiter).->Decapitate the waiter in front of his child.]]<</timed>>

You have lost <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (steal the child's money).->Steal the child's money.]]<</timed>>

<<timed 0s t8n>>You have lost<</timed>> <<timed 1s t8n>> FOOD POISONING: THE GAME<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>[[Let's try that again (leave).->Leave and find a restroom.]]<</timed>>

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FOOD POISONING: THE GAME <<timed 1s t8n>><<link "Click here to begin.">> <<audio restaurant play>> <<goto "New Beginning">> <</link>> <</timed>>

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